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Know an Old Fart?
Recognize them with membership in The Old Farts Club of America™
The ONLY organization where you can say you’re an Official Old Fart™!
The Perfect Gift for the Old Fart in Your Life
OUR MEMBERSHIP is the ideal gift for a special milestone birthday, anniversary, holiday, graduation, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day — or any occasion!
BECAUSE you want to recognize your favorite Old Fart and let them know you see their unique qualities — and joyfully acknowledge them!
It’s a gift that only we have
Ours is the only group in America where members can say they’re an OFFICIAL OLD FART™.
And, your favorite Old Fart wants to be recognized as “Official,” right?
Order a Membership in The Old Farts Club of America™ today!
For the Young at Heart
The Old Farts Club of America™ provides humorous recognition of people who identify with the fuddy-duddy qualities of true old fogies, recognizing that membership is not an indication of age but of manner. Our goal is to spread a bit of cheeky amusement among a community of individuals who can enjoy a laugh.